When is it time to stop bathing all the kids together? I admit I'm lazy... I tend to throw all the kids in the tub and spray them down with the detached shower spray. The process goes faster and uses less water, Al Gore would be proud of my "green"ess. Since my eldest is a girl and the rest are baby boys...I don't see a problem...but I did hear one today. I turned my back on the kids to arrange the toothbrushes, and I hear my daughter yell, "Mom, the boys are yanking their wieners again!"
See...my toddler boys have been officially diagnosed with "Manitis...the obsession of one's penis." This disease tends to begin at 12 months old and thanks to Viagra, it is terminal. I can't stand it. I am constantly yelling at them, "Get your hand out of your pants!" And now with potty training, the two year old rips off his Pull-Up and sprays the couches, as if marking his territory. I was forced to buy the pet stain remover carpet cleaner...and I don't even own an animal.
Ah, the joy of raising boys to men. I guess I can deal with the boys taking their pants down as toddlers...the hard part will be keeping my daughter's on at sixteen!
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